|Posted by Amanda Storey on October 8, 2010 at 2:10 PM|
Read Part I here.
I love and hate it in equal measure. The general reasons are obvious and are more likely than not the same as everyone else.
I'm subbed to some funny people: Shane Dawson, Ryan Higa, Philip DeFranco, KassemG, etc. But I refuse to be associated with their other fans purely because they are SO. FUCKING. STUPID. I swear, they are all fourteen year old girls that would suck their dick to get a comment reply. Shut. The hell. Up. Here are some examples of the cancer that is killing YouTube (besides 30-second ads for 90-second videos and VEVO):
The Apparent Correlation Between Video Dislikes and Justin Bieber (hint: THERE IS NONE):
Oh my god, seriously. Take your pathetic vendetta elsewhere.
For every thumbs up you get, I hope you get anally raped with a giant black dildo.
Read: "Leik omgz, how dare you have a different opinion than me and express it on a public forum! I totally thought were on www.JustinBieberIsAwesomeAndDon'tYouDARESayAnythingOtherwiseEvenThough
I can't even believe this shit still exists. I thought it died out with those AOL Free Trial CDs that used to come in the mail. I miss those. They made great coasters.
Words can't even express how much I am not touching this one.
I'm sorry, but this has to be the most ass-backwards way to direct traffic to your site. Every time some attention whore "webmaster" with a new site does this, Satan decapitates a puppy. Not to mention you get at least 30 or so people an hour that will absolutely not go to your site. Way to go, champ.
Have I mentioned just how much I hate fourteen-year-old girls? By the way, I hate fourteen-year-old girls. I cannot stress this enough.
...And? Sorry, but approximately 0% of the YouTube population gives any kind of a shit on how you got here. Watch the video, comment on the VIDEO if you must, and go away. I have actually seen these relatively well-known YouTubers get annoyed that people waste comment space because THEY SENT ME HERE OMG LOLOLOL!!!!1 That's right, your precious idols dislike you doing this. If this isn't enough incentive to stop your nonsense, there's an old maneuver that I like to call "My Foot + Your Ass."
Yes, I know: there are people that STILL don't understand how YouTube counts views on a new video, especially one with heavy traffic. It'll right itself in a matter of hours. Lay off the paranoia Pixie Stix, kids. Along those same lines:
This stopped being clever immediately after it started happening. Cut it out.
There are countless more idiot comments that I could draw on, but I can't think of any more and this covers most of the major ones that I see. Plus, having to get into the mindset of a collective this retarded is giving me tuberculosis, so we're done here.